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Jun. 20th, 2003 04:10 pmIt's time for me to confess, I have a drinking problem.
No, that's not quite right. What I have is a problem with my drinks, or even more accurately, a problem with managing to keep any kind of beverage container upright on my desk for any extended period of time without blindly bobbling it or knocking it over onto my feet, my keyboard, my paperwork...
This post came about because I managed to elbow my Nalgene bottle (the open, widemouthed one, of course) off my desk and onto the floor not moments ago, where I narrowly managed to miss being drenched with the half-bottle or so of newly switched hydrogen hydroxide. Earlier this week, about a minute before I was supposed to attend a meeting upstairs, I knocked most of my cup of coffee onto my desk, because of course, I hadn't put the cap on it yet.
So yeah, it's more of a drinking problem along the lines of the one demonstrated in the film "Airplane!"
Is it time to go home yet?
No, that's not quite right. What I have is a problem with my drinks, or even more accurately, a problem with managing to keep any kind of beverage container upright on my desk for any extended period of time without blindly bobbling it or knocking it over onto my feet, my keyboard, my paperwork...
This post came about because I managed to elbow my Nalgene bottle (the open, widemouthed one, of course) off my desk and onto the floor not moments ago, where I narrowly managed to miss being drenched with the half-bottle or so of newly switched hydrogen hydroxide. Earlier this week, about a minute before I was supposed to attend a meeting upstairs, I knocked most of my cup of coffee onto my desk, because of course, I hadn't put the cap on it yet.
So yeah, it's more of a drinking problem along the lines of the one demonstrated in the film "Airplane!"
Is it time to go home yet?
