Your challenge for the day:

Send an email to his shrubness. You can try his expected email at president@whitehouse.gov, but I'll let you know now that it ain't gonna work. No, you have to start here, and even that's dubious at best. Check here for more details.

Prune the shrub. He's blocking the view.

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"I hope Gosh doesn't darn me to heck for insulting his son Jeepers."