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[mrbigsteve]

Why do they seal your bags with unbreakable plastic ties and then forbid you to bring any kind of cutting devices with you?

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[marc-breaker.livejournal.com]

They have stock in the "live steel" market?

Marc

[moosegrl42.livejournal.com]

because they like watching you struggle

[ebontigress.livejournal.com]

Because they are perverse that way. This is where admantium claws would be handy. Too bad I keep forgetting I don't have any and keep breaking my nails on doors and junk.

[ebontigress.livejournal.com]

In the absence of claws, teeth will do. And I have to tell you, it's a pretty satisfying feeling.

[mrbigsteve.livejournal.com]

Methinks I've spent enough on dental work that this is not so much of an option...